paforclive

Shock Jock (with apologies to blur)

Sung to the tune of blur’s Parklife

Arrogance is a preference for the habitual business of what is known as..(shock-jock)
And morning rage can be arranged if you listen and blindly agree to what is known as..(shock-jock)
Jonesy’s a misanthropist he abuses those he don’t agree with
He loves a bit of them (shock-jock)
Who’s that knoblord ranting?
You should cut down on your hatred mate..try to empathise (shock-jock)

Chorus
All the people
So many people
They all nod heads agree
Agree with me says their shock-jock

Y’Know what I mean

I say whatever I want
except when I’m rudely interrupted by a pinko caller
(shock-jock)

I set the agenda
the rules that I work by
and screw anyone else
(shock-jock)

I feed the fears I sometimes feed the chooks too it gives me an enormous sense of self importance
(shock-jock)

And then I’m happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a rant around the corner
(shock-jock)

Chorus
All the people
So many people
They all nod heads agree
Agree with me says their shock-jock

It’s got nothing to do with logic or human decency you know
And it’s not about my callers just me and me and me

Chorus
All the people
So many people
They all nod heads agree
Agree with me says their shock-jock